In love with fictional characters
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half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
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“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”
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mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens
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dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did
jesus did….im just saying
do i look like jesus to u
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[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
a furglar (????)
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