In love with fictional characters

“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”
— Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via books-n-quotes)

(Source: books-n-quotes, via imsofuckingtwisted)

sinfullvibes:

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

(via felicitysm0ak)

oniongirl:

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”

(via gaydestiny)

jammespotter:

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

saintlaurentgirl:

im passionate about spacious apartments and expensive lingerie

(via arthurtfleck)

rainsuggestion:

geebiez:

rainsuggestion:

dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did

jesus did….im just saying

do i look like jesus to u

(via spongebobssquarepants)

galaxysnail:

knightoftaurus:

aviculor:

dendritic-trees:

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

a furglar (????)

(via psych-facts)

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”
— Confucius

(via psych-facts)

(via psych-facts)